Who Knew Jordan Could Look Like This?

The glamorous model Jordan, or Katie Price, is back again! For those who aren't up to speed, she recently suffered a miscarriage and decided to step back for a while from the spotlight. But now she's back with guns (sorry, I meant boobs) a-blazing and she plans to make herself memorable.

The wife of faded singer Peter Andre attended the 50th anniversary of Gina shoes at The Dorchester in London. As we all can see, she put her Sunday clothes on and her best smile ever (the same that she uses for every photo shoot she ever did) and did some extra work, other than that of simply attending.

To everybody's surprise, Jordan is not all about boobs, though they are the reason that she is now on the celebrity map. She can also dress smartly and look pretty. No, I'm messing with you: Katie is all about boobs, take them away, and there's nothing else left... except her books...

First of all, leopard went out of style, like, years ago. Secondly, if it weren't for her 'babies' bursting out of her dress, maybe she could have looked decent and elegant, as she is supposed to be portrayed here. But she did both of the above so it's kinda hard to imagine her ever fitting in that upscale category towards which she is apparently aiming.

We still like her, though. It's definitely a step for the better. If Jordan didn't exist, who would have made the world such a beautiful place to live in?!