Who Knew? Britney Spears Can Keep Her Legs Crossed!

Keeping her promise to the fans, that she made via a statement posted on her official website, Britney Spears went back into the recording studio to work on her new album. But - before that - she hit the party circuit one more time...

Last night, Brit went to the Smashbox studio in Los Angeles, to celebrate Brent Bolthouse's birthday. There, she partied until early morning and, we are more than glad to inform you, there was no flashing or slips (of any kind) involved. Although many still don't understand her obsession with wearing shirts as dresses.

I think we should all look on the bright side of things: she IS keeping her legs crossed, even if all her cottage cheese is showing. But nothing can be grosser than her coochie in full 'bloom', so we're not going to let a little cellulite stand in the way of our joy.

Because we have a serious reason to rejoice: after partying every consecutive night for the last month or so and being seen only in public places, apparently doing nothing else than that (meaning, partying), Miss Spears was spotted as she entered a recording studio, very early this morning. She was accompanied there by her manager and a bunch of friends and, gladly to report, there were jeans there too so, no flashing on this occasion either.

Let us just hope that Britney will be able to stick to her promise of a 'new year, a new album, a new me' that she made when she first publicly addressed the question of her sudden underwear dislike. But one thing's for sure: the new material will have to be a killer to make her fans forgive her for what she's done to them!