Who Dat Scary Lady, Mommy?

I have to say, Courtney love has really outdone herself this time. I mean, we all know the sometimes-drugged-out, now supposedly clean former wife of Curt Kobain is no beauty queen, but there were times - rare, it's true, but nevertheless - when she looked almost human. I said "almost". The fact is - and I may regret saying this, but I'll take the chance - whenever I see a celebrity looking as if she's the Evil Witch and has just stepped out of a Disney classic, the first thing I always wonder is "how could anyone have done that to her"? If I were paying a whole load of money to someone to style my hair and ended up looking like that, I think they would need to throw me in jail to keep me from wrecking the stylist's face. Joking. OK, maybe I would not resort to physical violence, but I would be majorly annoyed. I mean, it doesn't take a genius to figure out what looks good on someone - and usually, women have their own inner aesthetic sense. Bout not in this case.

So, coming back to Courtney... by the looks of it, her inner beauty compass is a little screwy right now - or at least it's pointing to "fugly blonde" and there's nothing we can do about it. But really - hasn't Courtney given herself a look in the mirror before she left the hairdresser's? Didn't she ask a friend "do I look good?" and felt a little alarmed when seeing said friend either break into a run or faint on the spot? I can't possibly understand why someone would hate Courtney's a*s so much that they would lie to her and tell her that she's beautiful and all. Well, actually scratch that, there are plenty of people out there who hate her, so maybe one of them decided to exact revenge in style, anonymously became her hair stylist and is now making a fool of Courtney and trashing her looks in plain view of the rest of the world.

I mean, really - bangs? And what's with the carrot shade on top and the discolored rest of the weave? I'm not a professional hair stylist and I can still realize it looks bad on her and doesn't match her complexion and the overall tone of her skin. Frankly, she looks like a 15 year-old boy trying on his mom's wigs because, you know, he's not yet certain about his sexuality. There's no escaping the conclusion that Courtney is either blind and can't see what's been done to her, or she's done the whole thing herself with an old weave, a box of Feria and a little bit of super glue. I totally see her doing that. Nothing like a little do-it-yourself to pass those lonely winter afternoons. I mean, what's a retired, aging former crack-head to do with all that spare time on her hands? I mean, being clean may keep you alive, but it sure is boring.