While Brit Shows Off the Goods, K-Fed Introduces New Fling

This Thanksgiving has been a very, very, very busy one. Not only did the good people all over the world get to see Kevin Federline's former playground (to read, Britney Spears' breasts, genitalia and bottom), but they also had the good chance to see his current girlfriend.

Since he was so unceremoniously dumped by the pop star (via text message, those 'f**king haters' - to quote the man himself - say), Kevin was said to have tried absolutely everything in his power to get the girls of his dreams (again, to read: milk cow) back.

Sources from inside told the media that, the days after his wife filed for divorce, the washed-up rapper sent her many boxes of candies, flowers and lots of written messages to convince her to come back to him. But Brit made good her escape and flew home with her children and told her assistant to send all the gifts back to the sender. Ouch!

The big-bosom lady in this picture is rumored to be K-Fed's latest conquest and, at the same time, the very same woman with whom he was caught while in the act of sweet luvin' by the surprised Britney. Apparently, the big 'pimp' took the lady (name yet unknown) to Shar Jackson's house to spend Thanksgiving, introducing her as the new lady Mrs. Federline.

In case you didn't know, Shar is K-Fed's children's first momma, the actress he dumped so that he could hook up with Britney. There's a pattern here to be noticed, if you have enough patience to look for it, I tell you! However, returning to the unidentified woman, rumor has it that she and K-Fed have been dating for almost three weeks now which, in Hollywood time, is like a decade or so. I'm still in shock over why they're not married yet!

We'll keep you posted with all the details so make sure you watch this space.