When Lindsay's Nipples Met Lindsay's Leggings

The fact is, I find myself at a loss here. I'm having a sort of moral dilemma, something that has never happened to me all this time that I've been writing about Lindsay Lohan. You see, I was always distracted by the things that were always going on in her life - little, unimportant things like drugs, DUIs, rehab and all that - and I never once managed to pay her a proper compliment. And now I feel really bad about the fact that beneath the rough, 40-something looking, plastic-haired outside there may be a wonderful person who, occasionally, deserves to be praised. I'm kidding. About the 'wonderful" part - but I do have to admit that paying LiLo a compliment has always been problematic - and here's why.

I was just having a look at the latest LiLo photos - and I was getting ready to actually write something nice about her. Let it be very clearly understood - I was getting ready to write something relatively nice about the way she looks - meaning that I was going to say something along the lines of "well, for someone who can't be persuaded to drop those horrible leggings, Lindsay looks kind of hot". But as I was shifting through some of LiLo's photos, I suddenly had a revelation. You see, Lindsay's leggings and her inability to wear a bra (thus giving us occasional peaks at her nipples and - if we're lucky - at her boobies) are in fact a pattern which I have so far failed to notice: Hollywood's hottest "I'm a crack-head wearing leggings and I'm proud of it" trend.

So, everybody, say hello to LiLo's boobs - who have decided to accompany the actress' leggings on a night out. And let me tell you, she's not looking half bad. Those glossy pants sure look nicer on her than on someone like, say, Posh Spice, who's been sporting them a bit lately, but only manages to look even more twiggy in them. So, bonus points for the style (well, as many bonus points as can be given for still rocking last year's hot trend), EXTRA bonus points for the nipple slip and on the whole, a better grade than we gave Brit Brit's ashen knees earlier today. Wait - LiLo getting points for personal style - is the world ending or something? One suggestion, though: she'd better make sure she's seen with different pairs of leggings or we'll be starting to wonder about the smell - remember Britney's boots, LiLo! You don't wanna go there...