When Drunk Meets Seriously Deluded

There's no easy way to say this, so I'm just going to come right out and say it: Lindsay Lohan, everyone, is seriously deluded, and no one seems to be willing to take the time to put her right. I mean, really - LiLo has the weirdest notions, and every time I read her interviews, I can't help but wonder what on earth she's got inside that back-to-brunette head of hers, because it's definitely not a fully-functional brain. I mean, just have a look at the things she's saying, and you'll soon realize that she should probably be in the spare bed next to Britney's in whatever psych ward decides to take them in - soon.

As I was saying, LiLo is firmly convinced that she's one of the most special, wonderful people in this world. She also seems to thing that it was "work stress" that landed her in rehab in the first place, and that she took to drinking because the pain of having to live without her daddy Michael was overwhelming. Don't get me wrong: I don't have a hard time believing that a young celebrity's life is tough, that there's a lot of stress and that the pressure to drink or do drugs is quite high. I have a hard time buying Lindsay "blame it all on my troubles, blame none of it on me" attitude, which basically means that she's denying any and all responsibility for her (scandalous) past actions.

If Lindsay thinks the world is to blame for her troubles, this also means that she doesn't see herself as being responsible for the rather pitiful state of her career at the moment. All of her decisions - showing up drunk or hungover on the set, doing "I Know Who Killed Me" and compromising her career - all those twists and turns that trashed her credibility and made her a joke professionally were taken because there were bad things happening in her private life. That's how she makes it sound, and I'm not buying it.

"I had a lot going on in my life and that was a way of hiding from it. I hadn't seen my dad. I had a lot of work stress because I was constantly working and never took time to stop. Everything was go-go-go, and the easiest thing was to run away from it, going out and drinking at night. You know, you don't have to think when you let go sometimes. But I didn't realize it was getting in the way of my work, what I've worked for my whole life", she stated. As much as I hate saying this, I think LiLo needs a crash course of psych meds and some peace and quiet, enough to understand that most of the bad things that happened in her life were the results of her own bad choices. How shocking, wouldn't you say?