What an Outrage: Lily Allen Fully Flashes One Boob

I must say, I'm really afraid to write this particular article - but since I think it's a hot topic (plus I feel I have a sacred duty towards all of you to keep you up to speed with celebrity lifestyle - boob flashes included) I'll go on with it. Why am I afraid? Because Lily Allen ('cause it's her boob flashing episode I'm talking about) has one hell of a foul mouth - if you'll pardon my French - and if she were to find out that someone dared to make fun of her (very explicit) nipple slip photos, our whole office here would be blasted by a hydrogen bomb by tomorrow morning. Either that or she'd make a personal point out of ranting about how all journalists are scum, the media is a whore and poor Lily is a victim of... don't know for sure, but I bet she'll be more than able to victimize herself just fine, thank you very much.

Well, but here it is anyway. Lily Allen, the most amazingly talented and hypocritical human being in the world proves to us all that at least one thing about her is for real: she's a woman (not a hag in disguise, drinking the elixir of everlasting life or sapping the life out of some unknown virgin somewhere out there) and she has breasts and nipples. That's quite a comforting thought, in the end - knowing that she's flash and blood, I mean. And it's nice to see that, despite her annoying arrogance and in-your-face narcissism, she is human after all and makes very human mistakes. Or she has a very human (and cunning) PR manager who advised her that when the world starts to forget your name, it's always good to bring in your own boobs. Just as a reminder of sorts.

You see, not a very long time ago, Lily was actually an enemy of all things that were too fashionable - such as being too thin, losing a lot of weight in a very short time or fancying herself a trend-setting role model. But you see, ever since she miraculously slimmed down and is now proudly displaying a skinnier frame (which basically means she has turned herself from a girl with personality into a showbiz clich�) Lily also seems to be doing all those nasty ugly things Hollywood celebrities do. And now that we've crossed "nipple slip" off the list, we can move on to bigger and better things. Such as, say, vagina flashes? That's definitely up next, I think.