We apologize for the obscene shots, but take it as an example that, in life, you can never have it all. Take Paris as a case study: she's rich, some say that she's beautiful too, she has it all. The only two things/items missing on her list are, number one, brains and, number two, underwear.

For the first one, there is not much that she can do about but to try to compensate for the lack by other qualities. Namely, her voice and her acting skills, always put to good use in the name of art. Like the very educational sex tape that she made. I bet thousands of teenagers are better off now, knowing how to act in bed and how to shoot with night vision on...



But something could be done for the second item missing on Hilton's inventory. Like, she could buy some underwear to hide her 'place'. But does she? Nooo...

She doesn't even bother to learn how to get in or out of a car without spreading her legs in such an unladylike manner. We know that for a fact, 'cause what we see now, we have seen before in other occasions. Except for the string, whose nature or use nobody seems to be able to identify.