What's That You're Smoking, Hon?

Hollywood is a beautiful place, a world on its own that, unfortunately, does not have a correspondent in our real world. So, that basically means that all that's left for us to do is to work hard, dream and then work some more, in the hope of getting there some day. Preferably before we reach our thirties because, after that age, it just wouldn't be that much fun!

Back to what I was saying, Tinseltown is a perfect place - once in there, you don't get to see stupid people doing more or less idiotic things, the kind you see in our real world, like doing drugs in plain daylight, getting s**tfaced behind the wheel and chasing other people in their cars, screwing everyone from left to right and probably also spreading some good old STD in the process, and what not. No, in Hollywood, these things never happen! Don't cha wish you were just like the celebrities who happily inhabit this almost sacred place? I know I do!

One of them is a beautiful and talented girl who goes by the not so familiar name of Paris Hilton. I know it doesn't ring a bell but, for some, Paris is the best thing that ever walked this earth - she worked hard for her money and the small amount of fame she enjoys quietly in her isolated house. She has never been in the media eye for anything else than her merits - heaven forbid for some gross and very laughable thing like a poor excuse for a porn home made tape, or for wild and completely off-the-wall statements or for a 23-day stint in prison because she had been too dumb to pay attention to what her attorney said.

No, Paris' reputation has never been tarnished in such a way. Even more, she repeatedly says that she has never and will never do drugs in her life, that she doesn't allow her angelic lips taste alcohol if her life depended on it and that she is against drinking and driving. Because that would be, like, so NOT hot! So, this would be the perfect time to ask some questions: if she doesn't do drugs, then what in the hell is she smoking at her Malibu house, while the other guests are having fun at a party she threw and from which she is notably absent? It can't be a joint because, and you already know that, Paris is as averse to drugs (any kind of drugs) as Britney is to bras or underwear in general!

So that leaves us with one possible answer: Paris prefers to donate all the money she makes from her many laudable business endeavors to charities. Therefore, whenever she feels like lighting up a cigarette (what?!, even saints have one or two flaws and smoking happens to be hers!), she goes for the cheaper alternative of buying tobacco and paper separately, so that she can roll her own fags. It's as easy as that!

With these being said, I think I just fell in love. And, no, I don't care she might not be quite 'my kind', if you know what I mean. A woman with such saintlike qualities and who never goes out of her word deserves to be worshiped like the true goddess that she is!