Well, At Least Pammy's Boobs Are OK

Seeing Pammy Anderson party by herself is a very sad sight indeed. It's almost like the end of an era. No, don't laugh - it's a very tragic situation. I'm really trying hard not to cry here. I mean, it seems like it was only yesterday that we were looking at photos of Pamela partying hard with her chosen friends, some of which are among the classiest guys out there, if you know what I mean. Just think - first and foremost, her ex husband number one, Tommy Lee.

Yes, I'm telling you, he was the hottest stuff out there, for reals - such a well-mannered gentleman. Handsome, too - I was almost sorry when they got divorced. Then came her second husband, Kid Rock, the guy she married in a bikini on a yacht in St. Tropez and divorced four months later. He wasn't as hot as Tommy Lee in my opinion, but still - he rocked. Literally. And finally, party partner number three, the current Mr. Anderson, Rick Salomon - whom she was on the verge of divorcing a few weeks back and who, sadly, is still missing in action.

And yes, apparently Pammy's days of partying with her classy husbands are over. The blonde bombshell hosted New Year's Eve at Pure nightclub without hubby Rick, who was nowhere to be seen throughout the night. "Oh there's plenty" (of problems, I assume, 'cause if she were talking about the sex we'd know) Pammy stated for People magazine. "What can you do? We're all human. We're all trying". I assumed she was talking about working things out with husband Rick - right until I read her next comment about what she expected from the new year. "More of the same. More excitement, more fun". More of the same would not be good news for Pammy I'm afraid, but really, did I expect anything better?

But I have to admit, I do seem a little sad seeing these photos of Pamela. I mean, she does look kinda... sad, right? Or maybe I'm suddenly too kind and I can't tell whether she's drunk or not. I'd say she's not - but then the alternative would be that she's looking old, tired and lonely - and this is Hollywood. It's all about the glitz and the glamor, no place for old sad big-boobed silly blonds. So let's go with "slighly dizzy and thinking hard". Still not Hollywood-friendly, but it works. "2007 was an interesting year for me" she wrote on her personal blog. "What's the definition of insanity? This is the year I do everything I wanted to do - my way. I have so many great projects - for the environment, for animals. I'm going to be proud of every single day - and make sure I do not veer from the path. Stay focused" Pammy added. Yes, and keep those divorce papers close by. You never know when you're going to need them.