14 DAY TRIAL // If you've seen “Bridezilla” or “Say ‘Yes’ to the Dress” – or, even worse, if you've been through a wedding yourself –, you are probably all too familiar with the fact that finding the perfect outfit for that very special day can prove quite a headache.
The good news is that a perfectly fine and quite pretty wedding dress is now for sale online, and the man selling it has not even bothered to set a price. On the contrary, all he asks is that you make him an offer.
The bad news is that the advert accompanying this dress, although utterly hilarious and likely to leave you in stiches, is somewhat of a bad omen, Mirror tells us.
Here's how the advert debuts: “Due to be married soon? Not planning on staying faithful? Want to sleep with one of your soon-to-be-husband's closest friends? Then THIS is the dress for you.”
“A one of a kind garment designed by Benedict Arnold, believed to be derived from the very cloth Judas Iscariot himself wore to the Garden of Gethsemane to betray the only son of God - Jesus Christ.”
“The dress is guaranteed to provide you with approximately two years of reasonable wedded mediocrity before the complete and utter disintegration of your relationship due to your extramarital promiscuity,” the ad further reads.
Apparently, the now-ex-wife of the man selling this dress cheated on him with one of his best friends, hence the man's decision to sell the dress and post such an advert to announce it to the world.
The Gumtree page where the dress is advertised has been viewed over 60,000 times, and word has it the man has until now received several offers from enthusiastic brides-to-be.