Jenna Jameson was once a gorgeous woman. She was also a very sharp businesswoman and extremely popular in certain circles (you know what kind of circles I'm talking about). The world loved her and people gave her credit were credit was due: she was the ultimate porn queen. Jenna lived her life in front of the camera, firing up our imagination with her movies. For that, we will be eternally grateful.

But we could have been spared of, well, this. I don't exactly know what's bugging her lately, but she is beginning to look like a walking mummy and the sight is not at all pleasant. This is the once stunning (the porno-type of stunning) Jenna Jameson and her current man, Tito Ortiz attending the 17th Annual Night Of 100 Stars Oscar Gala. We'll leave aside the question of what business Jenna and Tito had of attending an Oscar party and focus instead on her looks (or complete lack of thereof).

Do you remember those bygone days when Jenna, with her trademark boobs and smile, would light up every room that she walked in? Well, in this case, it was completely the other way around: if it hadn't been for that bright yellow dress, I doubt anyone would have seen her with the light dimmed down. Did she fall asleep in the tanning machine? Did she stumble head first into a bucket full tanning lotion? Oh, the mysteries of the universe are way beyond our powers of comprehension!

In addition to that, we could also notice that Miss Jameson is beginning to display the first signs of what is called addiction to plastic surgery. Lay off the Botox, Jenna! Do you not see what happened to the Bride of Wildestein? You're just one step away from that and, at the rate you're going, in a couple of months, not even your boobs will make up for the way your face looks.

Speaking of boobs: doesn't it seem to you that that's about how much is left of Jenna's body? And even they are starting to gravitate towards the earth and not even that classy dress can hide it. One day, she'll just trip over them and fall on her face. On a brighter note, she'll have her plum, Botox-puffy lips to soften the fall.

I'm sorry. This is not funny. It breaks my heart to see the all-time porn queen look like a blonder and boobier (meaning, of course, with larger boobs) Courtney Love. Tito, on the other hand, is the hotness personified. I bet you behind that square face and towering physique lives a puppy that only wants to love and be loved... P.S: could totally kick my ass. Yours, too.