Vivica Fox Sex Tape Update

Remember the whole Vivica Fox sex tape scandal? It was pretty hot news a couple of weeks ago, back when we didn't have crazy Britney on our hands 24 hours a day. In case you forgot the finer details, the story was that Vivica was apparently caught on tape while she was performing oral sex on an unknown man in Atlanta. Vivica was reportedly drunk at the time and didn't realize that the guy in question was in fact taping her using a camera phone. The tape was leaked on the Internet in a very "original" way: the guy who taped Vivica reportedly decided to email the video to all his friends and make them all jealous about his secret recording skills - and some of those friends were apparently just as discrete, thoughtful and classy as he was. The fact is, it was reported that finally a copy of the tape reached Vivica herself, who was quick to alert the police and tried with all her might to have it removed from the Internet.

In fact, Vivica did a lot more than that: she decided to go the "full denial" route and is now denying the existence of the tape. She has reportedly been telling her friends that if there really was a sex tape to begin with, she would definitely be making money off it. Yes, she probably saw that Amy Fisher pulled off a little stunt like that, acting as DJ at the launch party for her very own sex tape. The fact is, I think things are as such: Vivica probably made that tape (you know that when celebrities deny the existence of a sex tape, they are in fact desperately hiding their embarrassment over looking crappy in a tape that's very much real) and is ashamed of how it's making her look, so she's trying to make us all think that any sex tape involving her would be some sort of fairytale fantasy.

Also, Vivica has told her friends that she would never allow a man to put her in that position - and with that I suspect she means she would never allow a man to see her on bended knees. Does that mean she's not a fan of giving a guy oral sex? I pretty much doubt it. And finally, Vivica has been saying that if she ever had a love scene in one of her movies, it would all be choreographed to perfection and it would make her look fabulous. Which in direct translation means that she'll be careful never to have sex on tape ever again unless she has enough time to put on enough make-up in advance. Above is a picture of Vivica looking like she stepped out of an eighties-themed party. Well, at least her boobs look all right.