14 DAY TRIAL // If you’re planning on seeing the second installment in Marc Webb’s rebooted “Spider-Man” franchise this Friday, “The Amazing Spider-Man 2,” don’t do that before reliving some of the most hilarious moments from the original franchise.
Before Andrew Garfield brought Peter Parker / Spider-Man to life on the big screen in 2012, it was Tobey Maguire who first played it just a decade earlier in Sam Raimi’s trilogy.
To refresh your memory, Screen Junkies has created another hilarious Honest Trailer, this time for the entire trilogy, not just for one movie. The conclusion is that all three installments were practically the same movie, from the way they played out to the complexity of the villain, with the honorable mention that the third one “sucked [expletive].”
Mary Jane is also the worst girlfriend possible, but Peter Parker is also somewhat of a wuss, crying all the time and having the face of a puppy – and the voice of an even more harmless one. Plus, his dancing is atrocious, as also are his pickup lines.
Of course, some of the things said in this Honest Trailer are either gratuitously mean or flaws perceived as such because they’re taken out of context; regardless, they’re hilarious. So, enjoy!
