That would be the weirdest merchandise ever auctioned or sold through Internet. Britney Spears selling her bra or Corey Haim - a tooth, are childish attempts compared to Vincent Gallo's.
The indie film actor has posted the unusual announcement on the Internet.
Along with worn clothes and signed movie posters, Gallo has posted on his site, under "Miscellaneous", the item called "semen", at the price of $1 million.
Fertilization by Vincent Gallo himself will cost an extra $500,000 (unless the buyer is extremely hot).
Naming rights are not included - any baby produced from his sperm may not be called a Gallo, the site says.
The site then advertises the qualities of the 'donor'. Vincent Gallo, best known for his 1998 art-house hit, Buffalo '66, is said to be "drug, alcohol and disease free." The actor is presented as 5-foot-11, an award-winning athlete and motorcycle racer, a dashing 43 with "a distinctively full head of hair and ... surprisingly few gray hairs", with no family history of physical deformities (actually, the site put it 'no cripples').
But the main advantage is said to be the eight-inch-long penis, and the buyer is invited to watch "Brown Bunny", the controversial movie of the actor, in order to see for herself.