Victoria Beckham seems to have realized that there's something not quite right about her that seems to have put America off turning her into one of its favorite stars. I can't possibly imagine what that was - and why hasn't Posh instantly achieve fame in the States. It might have something to do with the fact that she hasn't actually stood out for something she herself has done in quite a while. I mean, yes, it's true, she's famous for being married to David Beckham, but her singing solo career is basically non existent and every other thing she's done lately has managed to attract only a mild degree of enthusiasm.

And since Posh needs some urgent media attention - not to mention a self-esteem boost - she definitely can't wait until the Spice Girl reunion tour kicks off in winter and has decided to work on some of her many other talents. In case you didn't know (kidding - I'm sure you knew - didn't you?) Victoria also has her own denim line and she fancies herself a jeans designer. And since being involved in the fashion industry is pretty much the thing to do right now, what better way to score some points with the rest of the world than to pose with a famous designer like Roberto Cavalli?

Only see, there's something quite strange about these photos, in which - gotta hand it to her - Victoria looks less orange than her usual glowing self and more like a mature, responsible adult. I mean, sexy adult. And posh - very posh, I admit. I even like the dress - up to a point. But no, what really bothered me were her boobs. Am I the only one who believes they simply ruin her image? I would most definitely kill (or better yet, sue) whoever did that horrible boob job, if I were her.

The fact is, it has become customary among women (particularly in Britain, but we'll be seeing it in the States soon enough) that want to get a boob job to tell the surgeon not to make them look like Victoria's. No, I'm not even joking - it's pretty much serious, and it's actually been documented that Posh Spice ended up being a bit of a joke among those seeking to reshape their breasts and (presumably) increase their attractiveness. Only you see, Posh made it quite clear that plastic surgery does have a bad side to it.

So, all I can ask is, is there anything we can do? I mean, can she be talked into doing something about it? Will it work if we just write an article about it every day for the rest of this year? I hope so - and I hope we'll soon get to see Posh looking a bit more deflated, if you know what I mean.