Vanessa Hudgens Sex Tape?

I think Vanessa Hudgens has been feeling a little lonely lately - well, actually so have we, seeing that there have been no more outrageous news or looming scandals tied to little Vanessa's name. So, so sad. No, don't look at me like that - I'm not being mean, you know - just slightly teasing. You know it's just a matter of time before the next controversy hits, and when it does, it won't be pretty. Call me a pessimist, but I have a feeling these Disney girls of the new generation are slightly dangerous - and they do love to party. And no, I don't think Miley Cyrus is far behind. The rule is simple: all teenagers do silly things. In fact, all human beings make silly choices, teenagers more often than most. But Vanessa is just in a class of her own these days - and yes, we all expect great things from her.

So, back to the latest Vanessa rumor: like I always like to say, there's nothing better than a sex tape. No, don't get me wrong - I'm not saying this is for real. I can detect wishful thinking when I see it - and yes, I know half the male world population is actually keeping their fingers crossed and hoping they'll get to see Vanessa doing the nasty on camera with some guy (or girl, we're not fussy really) - but you know what they say, good things come to those who wait. A Vanessa Hudgens sex tape would pretty much be the icing on the sex tape cake, so to say. There was a rumor going round a couple of months ago about a tape featuring Vanessa wearing nothing but a Santa hat and a red thong (just imagine that). And now, British tabloid The Sun has taken up the story, changed the details a bit and brought it up again.

Which makes me think one of two things: either people desperately want to see Vanessa naked and are starting to develop serious obsessions about her, or there really is a sex tape out there. In which case, we either need more porn movies to vent the frustration, or a website daring enough to upload Vanessa's tape and get it over with. It's inevitable. Vanessa, it is being claimed is shown "sitting underneath a Christmas tree wearing nothing but a Santa hat and a red thong. She says to the camera: ""I've been a good girl this year." Then boyfriend Zac Efron appears before nature takes its course", reports the British newspaper. On a "wild fantasies" scale from 1 to 10, where does that rank, would you say?