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Could Urine and Vulva Have Cured Godfather Marlon Brando? 'Sorry' just doesn't cut it.	By Elena Gorgan, Entertainment News Editor 25th of November 2006, 11:05 GMT Adjust text size:

If anyone might have thought, at any time, that legendary screen icon could just say 'I'm sorry' and be done with it, the letter Charlie Sheen got from him on his 26th anniversary just proves the contrary. The man who turned a Mafia leader into a genuine Hollywood icon with 'The Godfather' would have never been satisfied with just offering a simple explanation for a fact and now there's written proof of it. In 1991, the actor was invited at Charlie Sheen's birthday party but could not honor the invitation on account of health issues. Instead of just phoning the birthday boy or writing him a brief note to explain why he would be absent at such a huge event, Marlon went for a rather long letter, filled with oddities and the most humorous of all excuses. The letter is now in Charlie's possession and he plans to auction it, with a reserve bid of $1,000 and it's not the lack of money that propels him to part with it (recently, he was named this year's highest paid sitcom actor for 'Two and a Half Men'), but the desire to show the world what a unique character the late actor had. 'I'm feeling like a very large turd on a very thin stick. I'm holed up in bed and taking everything from sled dog urine to powdered East Indian vulva - maybe won't work tomorrow if I feel the same. I really feel bad for not showing up at your birthday bash but I really feel s**tty and best stay in bed. I don't have much of a selection. I'm sure it will be a kick in the ass and I hate to miss it - Happiest of birthdays to you, Charlie. Love Marlon', the letter says. It is known that Brando suffered from dementia in his last years but... to take urine and Indian vulva as medicine? Maybe that's the cure the world needs for every disease out there and, now, doctors can use it on their patients. Heaven forbids!

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