Just imagine how being Tori Spelling might feel: you are just ugly (but enough money can buy some very helpful make up and a most necessary make-up artist), you are a not at all talented actress (yet your father is a TV mogul so you will spoil some might-have-been-so-much-better-without-your-bad-acting TV series and people will know who you are) and you finally find love...

Pure bliss, utter happiness follow the moment you met the love of your spoiled-brat life and he leaves his wife, gets divorced and the two of you marry on a beach in Fiji. He gets your ugly face tattooed on his arm.

Now imagine his former wife (and mother of his child) is just bitter about being left for a much younger daughter of TV mogul and decides to mess up your peace of mind. Not by throwing acid into your face at a glam party (simply because that would not make any noticeable difference) but by writing a book. The title of the book? "My Husband Left Me for Tori Spelling." Auchhhhh.

Mary Jo Eustace (44), the ex wife of Dean McDermott (39), is the author. The book is rumored to be a tell-all packed with witty and funny remarks.

The former co-host of "Canada AM" and the Life Network's "What's for Dinner?" recalled (for Celebritywonder.com) her conversation with then-husband McDermott about Tori Spelling: "I funnily enough said, 'Have you met someone?' He said, 'Yes.' I said, 'Is it Tori Spelling?' He said, 'Yes.'
I said, 'Have you slept with her?' He said, 'Yes, we're soulmates. She loves me unconditionally.' I laughed at first. I really thought it was a joke. It was a complete and utter shock," she added.

Eustace and McDermott had been married for 12 yeas and had been a couple for almost 14 years before Dean met Tori Spelling (32) while filming the TV movie "Mind Over Murder" in Ottawa.