You might remember Jason Alexander because his only 'fame' comes from being one of the guys that fallen pop princess Britney slept with. Oh, and he was also married to her... for about 72 hours or so! For those for whom his name still doesn't ring a bell, he is Brit Brit's childhood friend, former lover and husband and the pettiest of petty man for selling his story to the tabloids.

While scandal is always something that people simply love, sometimes going to the tabs and selling your story in moments like these (when Britney is for the third time in rehab, after a very public meltdown) is way off line. But we'll try and stay away from passing judgment in the hope that, by the time you will have finished reading this, you will be able to decide for yourselves.

Jason Alexander is a no-name from Britney's native town. Until she filed from divorce from the wannabe rapper Kevin Federline, people did not pay much attention to the former football player because, well, he had nothing interesting to say. I mean, how much would it have mattered to hear someone who had been married with her in the spur of the moment, in a Las Vegas chapel, talk about their 'life' together? But, now that Britney is single and having a nervous breakdown right in front of the cameras of the paparazzi, can you imagine how important Alexander's testimony is?

At least, that's what the 'Daily Mirror' seems to believe. The British tabloid contacted Alexander and probably offered him lots of money to make his story public. And he agreed to it, all the while saying that he's only doing it because he fears for her mental sanity and that she'll end up like Anna Nicole Smith. This is what gives him the right to talk about things that have already been circulated in the press (which many claim are nothing but a bunch of lies): a long history of drug use, dating back from three years ago, an insatiable sexual appetite and Britney's lesbian tendencies, a wild weekend of sex and drugs in Las Vegas, a near-death experience (with emphasis on how he, the brave knight in shiny armor saved her miserable life) and, basically, about all those intimate and private things that should have remained private.

Alexander, milking on Britney's recent rehab stint, claims he's doing it for her good. He also says that he saw this coming as early as they hooked up as lovers, that she was the one who proposed to him and that he's glad their marriage was annulled because he couldn't keep up with her drug use. 'She needs help. I don't want to see her life come to an end. I am really worried that she will wind up like Anna Nicole Smith and be found dead. She definitely had a problem with drugs when we were together - and that was three years ago. She has got herself in a cycle which is hard to break. We used ecstasy at night to party and cocaine during the day to stay awake. Then we would take downers like Valium or Vicodin to come down and rest.', he says about how Britney was three years ago.

And then, in true spirit of a confession, the modest Alexander goes on to recall how the entire world should probably be grateful to him for saving Britney's life (well, these are not quite the words he used): 'I think we took too much. We were taking capsules with pure MDMA inside [pure Ecstasy]. It wasn't pressed up into a tablet. It was the purest of the pure. I am a pretty big guy and at the time I was weighing 220lb and was extremely fit. We took two of those things. And it knocked my d**k in the dirt. Then it hit her and it hit her hard. In that situation, your body temperature heats up and you can die. She was sweating and overheating and her breathing was getting real slow. Other people were panicking. But we got her out the back and up to the suite. I took her into the bathroom and threw her into the shower. She was unconscious. She tripped and fell. I was trying to hold her up and speak to her. She wasn't moving. It scared me. I was f**ked up too and tripping out. I couldn't hold her up in the shower she was so f**ked up. She slipped and hit her head on the shower. I remember looking down at her all crumpled in the tub with the water coming down. She looked so white and lifeless I thought she was dead. I thought, "This bitch is going to f**king die right here in front of me". But I managed to get her colder and colder. I slapped her in the face and was shaking her.'

And if you think this is not quite the tone of a man who talks about a loved one, you should totally read what he has to say about Britney's lesbian romps and about how he was lucky enough as to be invited to join the 'party'. 'Britney stripped down and was dancing naked on the table with a bunch of her dancers. They were squeezing her tits and ass. I was sitting off to the side, buzzed and watching it all go down. But later on I saw Britney walk back to one of the bedrooms with one of the female dancers. When she didn't come out in about five minutes, I got up to investigate. The door was unlocked so, of course, I had to open it. Every guy I know would love to see some buck-naked bitches going at it and that is exactly what was behind door number one. It was like winning the sex lotto. Britney and this girl were having some lesbian fun, so I did what every other straight guy would do - I dropped my pants and hopped right into the middle of it and enjoyed every second. It was definitely a New Year's Day to remember.', Mr. Alexander tells the tabloid.

Now, if these are not the words of a gentleman, I don't know which would be! This statement makes even the one Isaac Cohen made pale by comparison. I'm telling you, Kevin Federline is a $aint...