Tyra Banks Pooped Her Pants? Heaven Help Us!

There's a hilarious rumor going round on the Internet today, and I feel I have to share it with you - just to have a bit of a laugh because the weekend is coming and we all need to relax a bit. Plus, there's been no shocking Britney news today, no suicide attempt, no police stand-off and definitely no news of anyone else in the Spears family being pregnant - and every moment of non-craziness is a moment gained that should be celebrated by all of us. So, back to the rumor in question - I must warn you, it's about Tyra Banks, so you can roll your eyes first, like I did when I first found out - but don't worry too much, it doesn't get more annoying that actually having to say Tyra's name. So here goes.

There is a guy out there called Fabian Basabe, who was - and still is, I think - some sort of male version of Paris Hilton, in the sense that he's an avid male socialite and Paper magazine blogger. Well, this guy just posted a blog entry about his exploits during the New York fashion week, and literally implied that the would-be Oprah and bra-burner of the day, former supermodel and narcissist in chief Tyra Banks made poopie in her pants. And no, I'm not taking this seriously and no, I'm not calling this news - not even gossip - but just a pretext to have a little bit of fun and imagine what would happen if this were true.

But here is what Basabe writes. "I was asked to film an interview for a new project but being busy [...] I had to squeeze the interview in between shows and, in order to have it easy for everyone, I arranged to do it backstage at the tents in the W suite. Just when I start getting comfortable and ready, a group of madmen and madwomen storm in and take possession of the suite because... ready?... Tyra Banks messed herself and needed to change". You can read the whole entry HERE - he goes on to imply that Tyra's people had a change of clothes at the ready, which makes him think that Tyra poops her pants regularly. Which may either be true or the craziest thing I heard all year. In any case, if that really happened, then Fergie famously wetting herself on stage is nothing compared to this. What do you think - could the unimaginable have happened?