Two (Spice) Girls, One Boob: the Photo That Rivals Justin and Janet!

I had no idea the Spice Girls had turned their shows into lesbian show-downs, but apparently these days, girls would do whatever it takes to... ahem, spice up their careers a tiny bit. I mean, don't get me wrong - I have nothing against a little girl-on-girl action on stage, but this photo is just too funny for words - and it definitely points out to something more than just a little display of girl lovin' between two of the Spice Girls. In fact, I have a feeling the hype and rush that surrounded the Girls' reunion tour has mostly died down, and thanks to Britney Spears we all know by now that when in desperate need of attention, you have to go big. Or in this case, hard. As hard as Victoria's concrete boobs, actually, and while Victoria seems unconcerned about Scary grabbing a hold of her front, I think the expression of Mel B's face is a little more complex. And is that an annoyed, slightly angered look that I see there?

In fact, in my own personal and humble view, it almost looks like Mel B really wants to tear Victoria's left boob out of her uber-tight, Roberto Cavalli outfit. I don't know if it's because she's annoyed with her, or because she wants to expose it to the world, in about the same infamous way that Justin made one of Janet Jackson's boobs famous a long time ago. So don't be surprised if photos emerge tomorrow of Posh wearing some complicated, diamond-encrusted nipple jewelry. You know she's totally dying to do that. But really, what is with this change of attitude in the girls? Are they really so down on their popularity that they need to resort to desperate measures, or have they just run out of mean things to say to one another backstage?

In all honesty, Victoria deserves a little more than having one of her boobs grabbed. I mean, we all know this self-conscious, madly arrogant lady can be a total bitch, despite her attempts to pass for a witty, sophisticated character. And since she's the Spice Girl with the fake boobs and the bad boob job, she was probably picked by the others to pull off this publicity stunt. The rest of the girls probably figured that in the end there wouldn't be much damage done, you know, because of all the concrete and the silicone and whatever else she has in there. So, well, done, girls, you have almost recaptured our attention. Almost. I'm rooting for a girl-on-girl kiss on stage next. Now that would really spice things up.