Toss That Sex Tape to the Garbage: This Is So Much Better!

'One Night in Paris', that infamous sex tape that was 'stolen' from the naughty heiress and then sold 'without her knowledge' to some sleazy distributor was not the best thing that Miss Hilton has to offer. Although many were inclined to think so when they saw it (who hasn't?), the naughty heiress is yet again to convince us that we know jack about her and her multifaceted personality.

Let's start this from the beginning: a while ago, Paris stored a lot of her personal things in Los Angeles, after she contacted one storage company. For a while, her crap was safe and away from prying eyes. More important, it was out of her way. But she forgot the one thing that she should have remembered: usually, when people rent something, they are supposed to pay some fee or another to the rightful owner of that thing.

Because she failed to do so, the debt amounted and said benevolent company seized all the items in the store room and auctioned. They ended up in the hands of a broker who, unaware of the huge treasure he was sitting on or maybe pressured for money, sold it in September to a third party. That party is Bardia Persia who was inspired enough as not to let the chance slip by: instead, he put up his own site, offering all those items to the public... for a price of course.

Think of it this way: this is our chance to learn all the details of Paris' life, all those nasty little things that we always wanted to know but never had the courage to admit it. The site, for which the users must pay a monthly fee of $39.97, promises to be exactly the place to go if we want to learn more about Paris and her 'good girl' lifestyle.

The site (launched on Tuesday) boasts of having adult videos ('unseen sex tapes with Paris!'), photos, video diaries, taped phone conversations, love letters and phone numbers of Paris' friends and other celebrities (from that of The Donald to that of Michael Jackson). They all show Hilton as a drug and sex addict, all the while offering insights into how she really feels about Britney Spears and Nicole Richie.

The good news is that it's for real - Paris' publicist, Elliot Mintz already confirmed to the Associated Press that those are his client's personal items. The bad news is that he plans to take the owner of the site to court - he is now talking to lawyers to see if Bardia is entitled to display Paris in all her glory over the Internet.