I officially refuse to believe that Pammy's ex hubby, Tommy Lee, is dating Lorenzo Lamas' ex wife (well, one of his ex wives anyway). It just can't be. I mean, really, it's impossible. My brain just can't filter that kind of information so early in the morning. And it's not Tommy that makes me want to go outside and shout "Nooooooooooooo" like in one of those Greek tragedies or cheap Spanish soap operas my granny is so keen on. No, it's his date - the luscious, beautiful and delicate creature that is Shauna Sand - and the fact that she would even consider taking her beautiful self out in the company of such a complete and utter druggie... I mean, legendary heavy metal band member like Tommy Lee, Motley Crue on again/off again drummer and Pammy's former sex tape partner.

Unfortunately, as much as I try to deny it, it's true - Shauna put on her best trashy short-short dress, allowed her amazing boobs to hang out in the open, hopped onto her classy Lucite platform heels and went out on a double-date with Tommy and a couple of his friends at the Koi restaurant last night. And to be honest, I really don't want to think about what would happen if Shauna hooked up with Tommy. It would be something like Paris Hilton and Rick Salomon - STD heaven. Why did I have to think about that, I wonder - now I'll be stuck all morning with an image of Tommy Lee and Shauna having sex and I'll probably have to skip lunch on account of it, too. Occupational hazard, some would say.

But on a much happier note, I'm glad to report that Shauna is still faithful to her porn star transparent heels, that have become somewhat of a trademark for her luscious lifestyle. They speak of elegance and class, and I'm sure they're a rarity in the first place, a precious relic of times past (that is, the roaring eighties), an artifact of immense value, even in the troubled porn world. I'm sure Jenna Jameson's young apprentices would kill to get their hands on a pair of trademark Shauna shoes, but no luck - Shauna seems to have bought the last pairs available and is probably keeping them locked safely away in a bank vault. You can never be too careful with those beauties...