14 DAY TRIAL // Back when she was just Paris Hilton’s sidekick and attorney Rob Kardashian’s daughter (he’s the guy who defended O.J. Simpson in the murder trial), few gave Kim Kardashian any credit beyond her curvy figure and exotic looks.
She’s now 32 years old and has come quite a distance from that.
Businesswoman, occasional singer (whose merits I’m not going to discuss particularly on this special occasion), fashion designer, actress when the chance permits it (yes, I’m thinking of that tape as well) and reality star and tabloid figure, Kim Kardashian is one of the biggest forces today in showbiz.
Some say she has zero talent to show for all these accomplishments and particularly for the kind of money she makes, and she agrees.
However, as she puts it herself, “What is my talent? Well, a bear can juggle and stand on a ball and he’s talented, but he’s not famous. Do you know what I mean?”
Kim is definitely no bear who juggles. Love her or hate her, one thing is certain: she’s not going anywhere, so you might as well stop praying now for her 15 minutes to be over.
Here are some of Kim’s silliest quotes ever, courtesy of TooFab:
“I'm so mature now. I'm a grown-up version of myself.
I buy myself a gift every year, so this year I bought everything I wanted.
If Paris Hilton thinks my butt looks gross I really don't care. At least I have a butt.
I am Armenian, so of course I am obsessed with laser hair removal!
If running a country was as easy as twittering I would absolutely love to run a country.
I can carry a tune, yeah. I have a cute little voice.
Laser hair removal should be a requirement.”
And, last but not least, Kim Kardashian talks about her 72-day marriage to Kris Humphries, just weeks before she filed for divorce. Fun fact: she did not even warn him she would, he had to find out about it from the press.
