Brought to you by your friends at NSA who have years of experience in the field

Aug 22, 2013 10:21 GMT  ·  By

The internet is all about sharing these days and that goes beyond Facebook. Everyone wants to be social, even Google. After all, Google+ was built solely to add a social layer to the entire Google, to make it easier to share anything from anywhere with friends and colleagues.

Even with the big players battling it out, there are plenty of newcomers trying to earn a spot in the marketplace.

One of the more interesting representatives of this new wave has been in stealth mode for a few years now, but has been getting global attention ever since it went public, with a little help from Edward Snowden.

Forget Facebook and Google, the NSA has years of experience building massive systems operating at a scale that would shame even the largest web giants. Now, the NSA is putting that experience to good use with Prism (PRSM for short), the global sharing service that the world can't stop talking about.

With hundreds of millions in the US, and billions of users globally, it dwarfs anything Silicon Valley can come up with.

And, thanks to access to all your favorite emails, messages, friends, TV shows, travel locations, purchases, photos, searches and anything else you can think of, Prism is a true one-stop-shop when it comes to online sharing, whether you want to or not.

Storage isn't an issue either, the NSA has the infrastructure to handle trillions of megabytes of data ensuring that they'll never run out of space to store anything and everything about you safely. Nothing is too trivial to be left out, from what you had for breakfast this morning to your dry cleaning bill.

Still, switching to a new social site can be daunting, which is why Prism makes it really easy to pick up where you left off. Are you worried about transferring your Facebook photos? That's no problem, they're already in Prism. But what about my friends, you might ask. You're in luck, all your friends use Prism too, even if they don't know it.

Thanks to key partnerships with the US tech elite, including big names such as Google, Facebook, Apple, you don't even need to stop using the sites you love to benefit from Prism, in fact, the NSA would like to encourage you not to stop using all the sites you love.

The more you share on Facebook, the more Google searches you do, the better your Prism profile gets. By now, you're probably thinking, "this sounds too good to be true, how much does it cost?" Prism is completely free to use since it's already been paid for by the generosity of the American citizens.

You're probably convinced by now, so you're wondering "where do I sign up?" That's actually the best part, you don't have to, the US government has already taken care of that.