David and Victoria Beckham have been honored to receive an invitation to see the baby whom everybody is just dying to know what she looks like. Posh and Becks received the official invite and are planning to honor it but only if they abide by three very simple rules.

If they were to be resumed in just a few words, they would look something like that: look but don't touch, look but don't take pictures and speak but don't coo. And one has to add that they almost sound like commands and not rules, and certainly not like something one would say to guests in one's house.

Apparently, according to reports, Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes have asked their buddies, the Beckhams, to pay them a visit and, while there, to see just how 'beautiful' Suri is. But they are strict about the list of indications from above, as they believe that breaking them would lead to a negative development of the baby.

Tom is a Scientologist and strongly believes that baby-talking to an infant may affect his growing process and slow down the brain from fully developing. Though there are studies that maintain the exact same thing, it will be very hard for Victoria to comply with the father's demands as she herself is very eager to give birth to a little baby girl.

The complete absence of any photographic equipment is also understandable, as Tom and Katie are famous for their unwillingness to show their daughter to the eyes of mortals. The only thing that makes absolutely no sense at all is the stipulation that the Beckhams are not to touch Suri at all, especially when considering that Jada Pinkett Smith (Will Smith's wife) told the press that she held the baby in her arms.

Nevertheless, the 'Daily Star' informs that 'David and Victoria are honored that Tom and Katie have asked them along', which probably means that they will happily lend an ear to any (more or less) absurd request that the over-protective parents have to make.