I have a feeling this is turning into another Christina Aguilera "I'm not pregnant but anyone can see that I am lying" thing. Either that, or Jennifer Lopez is the world's cruelest celebrity - or the world's most stubborn - I can't make up my mind which of these describes the Latino diva more accurately. I mean, just take a look at the photos from her latest gig - or concert, whatever you chose to call it - and tell me if I'm deluded in thinking that she's covering up what looks like a growing baby bump.

Jennifer Lopez and her increasingly zombie-looking hubby Marc Anthony kicked off their "En Concierto" joint tour at the Trump Taj Mahal Casino and Resort in Atlantic City, New Jersey over the weekend. And once again, the singer's choice of wardrobe and her less-than-energetic dance routines have left everyone wondering on whether the pregnancy rumors are true or not. And as far as I'm concerned, my mind is made up - she's preggers, all right - the alternative being that she's been abducted by aliens who replaced her with a clone that has absolutely no sense of fashion.

I mean, the Cher-style outfits only make sense if she is trying to cover up a burgeoning belly. You see, for me it's a win-win situation, seeing how I have some very reliable material that's valid both ways. But I'm totally rooting for the pregnancy version, otherwise I would hate to think that I have to feature the normally chic-cool J. Lo in the Fashion Police section. But for the moment, I haven't totally lost it and I can still count - and I can see no less than three very loose outfits, among which a transparent one through which a very pregnant stomach can be vaguely seen.

I sure hope J. Lo is pregnant - that would mean that her chi chis will get bigger and that can't be bad news at any point in this lifetime. But it sure beats me why she's denying it and still she parades around in outfits that will only help raise eyebrows and attract attention to her. Well, there may be one other explanation - she's pulling a Britney on us and going the media whore route - but we'd hate to think that of our darling J. Lo. I do wish she stopped being so uptight about the whole pregnancy thing. Too much is bad for the baby - hasn't anyone told her that?