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This Man Has the Largest Penis in the World: 13.5 in (34.29 cm) Erect!Jonah Falcon |
By Stefan Anitei, Science Editor
19th of January 2008, 09:17 GMT
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We may not be so impressive as other species with our physical abilities: powerful muscles or weaponry like fangs, claws, horns and so on. But we have evolved to excel in one issue: sex. Not regarding sexual activity - as it has been shown that the bonobo (which is also wrongly named "dwarf chimpanzee") has more sex and much varied than the human being - but penis size.
Man is the ape, the monkey and the primate with the biggest penis! Gorilla males,
which dwarf humans in body size, have minute penises compared to ours, no thicker and longer than a pencil. Other apes do not reach even this size. In some African countries, 'hanging like a gorilla' is considered an insult.
So, in the end, who is the owner of the largest penis in the world? A 2006 UK Channel 4 documentary called 'The World's Biggest Penis' solved the mystery: it appears to be the New Yorker Jonah Cardeli Falcon (born July 29, 1970). His willy is 9.5 in (24.13 cm) flaccid, 13.5 in (34.29 cm) erect! The average human penis is 6 in (15 cm) long...
Jonah is not a nameless person: he is an American actor and talk-show host, which appeared in some sitcoms, British television shows and Hollywood movies. He was born in Brooklyn and identifies himself as bisexual.
But the huge penis is not a blessing. It rather condemns him to loneliness: there's no match babe. He lives with his mom and his whale penis, without a girlfriend for 12 years.
"When I meet people they find it hard to look me in the eye, they just see what's in my trousers. It's become a real problem. When I was younger I went out in tight pants and would sleep with a different person every night, but I became burned out and disillusioned. My last relationship ended in 1996. Now I just want to find a steady girlfriend who doesn't think I'm a freak show", Jonah told "The Sun" two years ago.
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| Comment #1 by: dirt on 28 Mar 2008, 16:49 GMT |  reply to this comment | Sorry, that is not the largest penis in the world. Maybe, it is the largest caucasion penis in the world. I met a truck driver with a penis that was 10in flaccid and 15in erect. |
| Comment #1.1 by: Polegara on 04 Apr 2008, 05:19 GMT | Yeah, but you're gay. And gay people don't have souls. The only reason this guy is bisexual, is to get all the loving he can! |
| Comment #1.2 by: J5 on 17 Apr 2008, 04:00 GMT | Am I supposed to believe you measured this truck driver's penis when it was flaccid and erect, or did you just take his word for it? |
| Comment #1.3 by: D Hernandez on 17 May 2008, 08:06 GMT | I think I've met that trucker before too. Now THAT was an impressive penis!! |
| Comment #1.4 by: Random Guy on 12 Jun 2008, 14:39 GMT | I would feel sorry for that guy the amout of blood needed to make it go erect would make him faint so he could never have sex, same to the guy in this artical. |
| Comment #1.5 by: Mr. X on 29 Jun 2008, 04:10 GMT | Gay people have no souls? Geez! I guess you must know about it. |
| Comment #2 by: Jacob on 04 Jun 2008, 16:07 GMT | reply to this comment | Long Dong Silver had a bigger pecker than 15 inches, what about him? He had I think 17 or 18 inches |
| Comment #3 by: tchinda alfred on 30 Jun 2008, 14:43 GMT | reply to this comment | is surely a disease.he should see a doctor for more information |
| Comment #4 by: Yourkidding on 21 Aug 2008, 08:30 GMT | reply to this comment | Any doctor can tell you this is rediculous, though it is hilarious.
He would need a massive tumor for this to be true. |
| Comment #5 by: lola on 04 Sep 2008, 16:58 GMT | reply to this comment | The average human length of penis size is actually 5 inches. The majority of males tend to exaggerate about their penis size. Surveys indicate 6 inches because of this over estimation. |
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