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January 19th, 2008, 09:17 GMT · By Stefan Anitei

This Man Has the Largest Penis in the World: 13.5 in (34.29 cm) Erect!

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We may not be so impressive as other species with our physical abilities: powerful muscles or weaponry like fangs, claws, horns and so on. But we have evolved to excel in one issue: sex. Not regarding sexual activity - as it has been shown that the bonobo (which is also wrongly named "dwarf chimpanzee") has more sex and much varied than the human being - but penis size.

Man is the ape, the monkey and the primate with the biggest penis! Gorilla males, which dwarf humans in body size, have minute penises compared to ours, no thicker and longer than a pencil. Other apes do not reach even this size. In some African countries, 'hanging like a gorilla' is considered an insult.

So, in the end, who is the owner of the largest penis in the world? A 2006 UK Channel 4 documentary called 'The World's Biggest Penis' solved the mystery: it appears to be the New Yorker Jonah Cardeli Falcon (born July 29, 1970). His willy is 9.5 in (24.13 cm) flaccid, 13.5 in (34.29 cm) erect! The average human penis is 6 in (15 cm) long...

Jonah is not a nameless person: he is an American actor and talk-show host, which appeared in some sitcoms, British television shows and Hollywood movies. He was born in Brooklyn and identifies himself as bisexual.

But the huge penis is not a blessing. It rather condemns him to loneliness: there's no match babe. He lives with his mom and his whale penis, without a girlfriend for 12 years.

"When I meet people they find it hard to look me in the eye, they just see what's in my trousers. It's become a real problem. When I was younger I went out in tight pants and would sleep with a different person every night, but I became burned out and disillusioned. My last relationship ended in 1996. Now I just want to find a steady girlfriend who doesn't think I'm a freak show", Jonah told "The Sun" two years ago.
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Comment #1 by: Huck on 28 Nov 2010, 05:25 UTC reply to this comment

I worked as roughneck on pipeline construction with a guy nicknamed "blind Butch". He could lay 13 quarters along his erect penis without them falling off. We won lots
of bets with new guys about it. Butch would only "show it off" when we had money riding on the outcome. He said it was VERY tough to get a date, even with a prostitute. He said they would take one look at his member and say "No, I can't do that, get somebody else!" But I saw this with my own eyes, so 13 quarters equal 12 3/16 inches. That's the biggest one I actually know of.


Comment #2 by: bxcjhl on 02 Feb 2011, 09:20 UTC reply to this comment

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Comment #3 by: alek on 02 Feb 2011, 12:06 UTC reply to this comment

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Comment #4 by: Ingle-farb Gingle blatz on 07 Jul 2011, 22:52 UTC reply to this comment

Back in the 1970,s I saw a calender with a black man with a 16 in very slender penis. I think you should check this out. It was in a machine shop in the commercial area of south Seattle.


Comment #5 by: cuteynumber1 on 11 Sep 2011, 04:35 UTC reply to this comment

well thats cool and i fell bad that people make fun of him any girl would be lucky to have him


Comment #6 by: Tommebbs on 02 Oct 2011, 22:38 UTC reply to this comment

There are fully trained surgeons qualified for performing penis reduction surgeries, if you wish, go get that done.


Comment #7 by: hotlips on 07 Oct 2011, 13:08 UTC reply to this comment

need to see it to beleave it


Comment #8 by: littleboy on 13 Oct 2011, 13:15 UTC reply to this comment

If i was gay, i would jack-him off. I would love to see it & touch it.

Comment #8.1 by: rascal on 16 Oct 2011, 01:08 GMT

sounds to me like you are gay, if you want to touch it and hold it in your hands, only i think you would have to use two hands, i really dont think you would know what to do with a monster like that, thats too much for a little boy!


Comment #9 by: ian on 15 Oct 2011, 02:15 UTC reply to this comment

i just like to say WTF


Comment #10 by: J9 on 16 Oct 2011, 12:12 UTC reply to this comment

Photographic proof please


Comment #11 by: Pointeman1 on 19 Oct 2011, 11:55 UTC reply to this comment

I would suggest to Jonah not to lose heart. Use the Internet to connect with women and men who'd love to be with him and his ample endowment. On the Net, I'm certain, he'll find lots of folks to keep him company and he'll never be lonely again! Good Luck to him!


Comment #12 by: jodybenson on 20 Oct 2011, 15:56 UTC reply to this comment

I sure would like to see how much of him I could get into my mouth.

Comment #12.1 by: jay on 08 Sep 2012, 02:42 GMT

finding lots of ppl that wont to keep him and his huge penis company inst the problem. he wants someone that dont care about that they just care about him. just like a guy with a small penis or a girl with breast unusually large or small. just love the person beyond the physical


Comment #13 by: Spartan007 on 08 Nov 2012, 04:58 UTC reply to this comment

NOt sure about this being factual. I know of a friend who did porn for years and he said he saw several men with penises that hung to their knees and we all have seen pics in magazines similar. I know mine is huge according to some and it measures well, but I have not personnally seen one bigger in all my football years, so this story might be credible. I have heard of this guy and saw a story on him, but maybe he is the biggest.


Comment #14 by: Marty on 05 Jan 2013, 14:06 UTC reply to this comment

Jonah, I sympathize with your situation. One doesn't marry or shack up with a PENIS rather another HUMAN BEING. It does seem like most are going to find this concept with YOU especially, hard to understand; I do however. While size does matter, it is what is INSIDE the person that counts. Would that I lived nearer to you, I'd love to have coffee and chat. Marty


Comment #15 by: Big Guy on 01 Mar 2013, 11:28 UTC reply to this comment

It's hard to go thru what u have gone thru. I also have identified myself as bi-sexual and prefer females. I feel your loneliness and pray your mother is enjoying great health. I just lost my mother and my wife passed away 5 years ago. I sit extremely lonely and find your story close to my heart. u r always welcome to contact me. I'm in USA . Good luck Jonah!

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