This Is Just As Ridiculous As It Looks

You'd think that a person like Paris would get the point sooner or later: people love to read about her and to see so many photos of her because she is such a ridiculous little thing. She is not America's fantasy princess, she is not a star (therefore no star on the Walk of Fame for her) and she is definitely not a talented entertainer. Even more, she is such a lame actress and singer that I'm not even sure if she could qualify for the position of 'untalented entertainer' (if something like that would actually exist)!

As I was saying, people are fascinated by her because she embodies that which we would like to have: money, fame and around the clock media coverage... while doing nothing to deserve that much attention. Also, she is so dimwitted that reading about her mishaps with the cops or about her profound and philosophical take on life and many other things are just too funny to pass. I sincerely believe that the world has virtually adopted Paris Hilton as its mascot of stupid blonde - because it feels extremely good when we see somebody on so many levels below us (meaning, career-wise and from a point of view of intellectual ability).

However, that doesn't put her down. Why should it? Who are we to upset Paris Hilton? As long as we continue to buy her crappy products and to pay her the attention necessary to pay the bills of her exorbitant lifestyle, all's good in La La Land. Plus, in her mind, she is still the same accomplished singer and actress, inspired fashion designer and perfume creator and... am I missing something?... the same hotel-running businesswoman as ever!

You can get the confirmation for that simply looking at these awesome pics, taken the day after police officers pulled her over for speeding, driving without her headlights on and with her license suspended. That day, she visited some offices (probably of lawyers, because she actually faces some serious jail time for violating probation) and, by God, she is one of the most exquisite women on earth! You see how she's trying to mess with our minds? Can you tell that, by looking at these demure and serious woman (not celebutante, mind you!), a couple of hours earlier she had her car impounded for breaking the law? Would you say this stewardess from the '60s would stoop so low as to break the law? Unthinkable!

Even if these photos look as if Paris was actually posing for them, actually she was not. And there goes another of her merits: she can take a sidewalk crowded with paparazzi, in the middle of the town, and turn it into a genuine catwalk/fashion show. If this woman doesn't get an Oscar or a Nobel or something for her lifetime achievements, there is definitely no justice in this world!

While my fashion senses did not fail to be tickled by the stunning ensemble (which also manages to combine the colors of the American flag - you might have noticed that) and my eyes simply can't get enough of that classic dress, the polka dotted shirt, the headband and the purse, I can't but help but also notice that Paris is also sporting some belly. In the true tabloid spirit, I will leave you by saying: is she pregnant? Did she finally get her wish of unleashing upon us an offspring? I just hope it inherits her taste in fashion... along with the crappy flight attendant costume.