Jennifer Lopez is so funny. Really, really funny. She maintains that she is not pregnant, and yet she showed off a very pregnant belly during one of her latest performances. But really, she's not pregnant. No, no, no. She just suddenly put a lot of weight on exactly those spots on her body that make it LOOK like she's pregnant. But in fact it's just a small indisposition - the kind that comes from having a tiny little bundle of cells in your uterus which will eventually grow, pop out and look adorable in a pink or blue onesie.

But J. Lo is a tough woman. If someone has managed to convince her it's actually quite fashionable to deny the obvious, she will stick to it and not give in to the temptation of speaking to those bad, bad journalists who in fact do nothing all day but sit and wonder and deny the value of that old cliché about a picture being worth a thousand words. Well, in this case - just take a look. In my mind, there's not a shred of doubt left as to the fact that very very soon her a*s and her boobies will begin to inflate and I must say I know a few people who've been looking forward to this moment in a long, long time.

But then again, maybe it's fashionable to deny the obvious. I mean, so many others do it just like that. It took Christina Aguillera what...five or six months to confirm she's actually pregnant. No, wait - did she even confirm that? No, in fact, if memory serves, others have confirmed it for her (read that let it slip on purpose) but she still hasn't admitted to being pregnant. Also, I have to ask myself why deny the obvious? I mean, I know Paris Hilton made it look oh so sexy, but in this case, there's nothing big hanging on uttering a simple yes or no - it's not like all pregnant women go to jail nowadays or something of the sort.

Well, this photo pf Jennifer was taken during a performance that took place on Wednesday at the Mohegan Sun Arena in Uncasville. And those clothes may be Roberto Cavalli, but they're not brought in from some future collection in which they come with an invisibility pouch for rapidly expanding bellies. We can totally see her bump - and by the looks of it, I think she's pretty far along. Come on, Jennifer, let the news out so that we can allow speculations to finally rest peaceful and move on into a new era of J.Lo - fulled rumors.