When Lindsay Lohan graduated from flashing her knickers to fully flashing her firecrotch, I said that maybe she, Paris, Jordan and, recently, Britney should all go to some sort of special college, where they could take lessons in getting out of a car without spreading their legs wide enough for the cameras to see in between them.

After all, going commando doesn't necessarily have to be such a bad thing: what a girl chooses to wear or not under her skirt is entirely her business. But, if she's careless enough as to spread her legs wide when she gets out of her vehicle and the entire world can see her 'stuff', then it becomes everybody else's business too.

So, Paris, Britney, Jordan and Lindsay should go to school. And, guess what? I found just the perfect teacher for them! You want to know how to get out of a car when you're wearing a mini skirt? Just ask Christina Aguilera! I swear, as compared to the way she used to look and act in public, the 'Dirrty' singer is definitely all classed up.


She never once flashed the cameras since she's rocking the Marilyn Monroe look and, as sad as this makes us, we have to congratulate her. Then again, maybe she knows that she doesn't need all that free publicity to make her a bigger star. Or, perhaps, she cares too much about what people think about her not to put herself in embarrassing situations. Or she's just well-behaved. Yes, that's it!


So, let's analyze for a second this wonderful phenomenon called 'NOT flashing': step 1 - keep your legs crossed when sitting; step 2 - put your feet down (one at a time), without spreading your legs and step 3 - pull on your dress to stop it from running up your body. There you have it! The perfect solution, only a step away. Or, as Lindsay would say: 'if we just ask'...