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This Hottie Just Saved a Lot of Money By Going Naked!Who on earth needs clothes? They're about to become obsolete in a couple of years anyway... |
By Elena Gorgan, Entertainment News Editor
27th of March 2007, 13:50 GMT
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You can't not love Amanda Lepore - she is by far the epitome of all that is beautiful in this world. I speak only for myself when I say that, each time I see her gorgeous face (and almost everything else - she takes care of that), I feel as if I'm alive again, the birds start chirping and the sun shines brighter than it has for ages.
Somewhere deep inside, I know you feel the same. But, you see, Amanda is not all about what's on the outside. She knows better than stick to the surface (Paris Hilton could learn a lesson or two from this sage woman) and this is exactly why she means to show every inch of her naked body in front of the cameras to help us better understand her and who she really is... like, deep down inside.
On second thought, not that 'deep' because, for some reason or another, Amanda has avoided the kind of pics that have made Paris, Britney and Lindsay famous: crotch shots. And I bet there's an explanation for that: Amanda knows it isn't polite to go out without your underwear. Plus, seeing that she's not really a girl, but a man who had tons of plastic surgeries (which also included silicone/concrete boobs and an artificial vagina), crotch shots would definitely not be as much fun as, say, Britney's are.
Either way, as I was saying, Miss Lepore is all about class. She is fully aware that it's not clothes that make the man (pun intended) so she kinda gives all of them up. Why bother going through your wardrobe every time you want to go to a party when it's so much easier to search your jewelry box and put on whatever shines brighter. Case point: Amanda's outfit this weekend.
Let's elaborate on that: all that she had to do was to find a pair of thongs that went with her nipple coverings and her shoes. To that, she added lots of bracelets, rings, hair pins and the most exquisite necklace ever. After she picked out her 'clothes', she probably called a painter to do her face, put on her wig and out the door she went. You can't possibly tell me that this is something they teach you in school or at the modeling agencies she frequented. No, this is innate style!
I'm thinking: if all that bling she has on is fo' real, this is one rich transsexual. If not, well, it just goes to show how classy she is. Also, if you were wondering, that dude in the second photo is Gene Simmons from Kiss, who just had a major face lift, in preparation for the premiere of his reality show 'Family Jewels'. So, it makes sense that they are seen together in the same photo.
P.S: Anyone else wonder if he got to see Amanda's family jewels? Probably not, because she no longer has them... God, this chick is too hot for words!
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| Comment #1 by: Gianna on 18 Aug 2008, 20:13 GMT | reply to this comment | So I guess all transgender women who undergo sexual reassignment mind as well just all be called men because their vaginas are "artificial"? That's so ignorant and backwards to think. There is plenty of medical research that points to the fact that transsexuals are the way they are because they were born that way, and the majority who do not have the ability to transition for whatever reason have a staggeringly high suicide rate. Amanda Lepore is a nightife personality, so while some of your sardonic comments about her are slightly amusing, the rest of it points to your own ignorance and disrespect for transgendered people as a whole... Which is fine, but in the year 2008 singling out transgender people, their operations, is just as ignorant and backwards as racism towards ethnic minorities. And by the way, she hasn't had collagen injections in her buttocks, she has had other procedures done. Some of the things you said she had done in an earlier sarcastic attempt to belittle Amanda Lepore does not even exist... Which makes you sound even more foolish. It's clear she does not take herself very seriously, which is actually something that a lot of women could take to heart and learn from. She's paid to have and create a good time, and if she gave a shit about other people's opinions I am sure she would have not have elected to look the way she does or to walk around NYC naked, smiling and laughing. I would consider it a sort of enlightened achievement to be able to always be happy, laughing and naked and not give a damn what anyone thinks of you. |
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