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There Are So Many Beautiful Things in This World... But Jocelyn Wildenstein is certainly not one of them!	By Elena Gorgan, Entertainment News Editor 17th of November 2006, 13:40 GMT Adjust text size:

Have you all forgotten about Cat Lady? You know, that woman who married a billionaire and who, being stupid enough not to realize the difference between one's fantasies and reality, decided to have as much plastic surgery as it was necessary to make her look more 'feline'. The world knows her under the name of Cat Lady (apparently, her hubby had a thing for large felines and that's why she wanted to look like one, to hold on for another couple of years to his billions) or The Bride of Wildenstein (yes, in direct reference to the Bride of Frankenstein). All that she does nowadays is resumed to... well, nothing. Jocelyn still keeps her 'socialite' title, because that's what her whole life is now reduced to. In the true spirit of 'socialitism' (can I say that?), this beautiful creature (I doubt that she is still human) made a rare appearance at her dear friend Lloyd Klein's store opening in London, looking scarier than ever. I'm not saying that we should all point our fingers at what she has done but, also, I am of the opinion that once one celebrity falls into this plastic surgery addiction, he or she should not be pitied. There are some things called actions and others called consequences and, usually, our duty is to live with the consequences of our actions. That being said, I'll go back to the rapturous beauty that is this thing (namely, Jocelyn). To make a long story short, I would say that she can't be matched in any way yet invented by man. The only way to top so much hotness is to add Michael Jackson, LaToya (Jackson, again), Sylvester Stallone and all those other dumb-asses who just can't get enough of plastic surgery and... there you have it: Jocelyn Wildenstein! Purrr-fection!

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