The Voice of Reason Yells: “Britney, MOVE!”

Hardly an hour goes by without Brit Brit getting herself into a whole load of trouble. And it seems that it might be some sort of Resident Evil-style plague on the loose, because the madness is spreading – and I'm not even joking this time.

It seems that up until a few days ago, people were simply spectators watching Brit go through her strange moods and displaying her strange behavior from a distance. But it looks like over the past few days, the madness has become contagious, and more and more people around Britney are starting to display the same kind of loony, erratic behavior.

The latest example: Britney and her 16-year-old sister, Jamie Lynn, were going for sushi in Beverly Glen last night when out of the blue, a woman started yelling at her. Sounds familiar? Well, but of course it does – just a few days ago, another woman threw coffee onto Brit's car and was yelling hysterically and basically just acting like a crazed-out person. "Nobody wants you in this neighborhood Britney! MOVE! You are making this neighborhood very unsafe!", the Beverly Glen crazy lady reportedly yelled last night.

Enter Jamie Lynn to the rescue. The younger of the Spears sisters apparently had had enough, what with the crowd of paparazzi already snapping away madly and dogging their every step. She yelled at the woman and told her and her to "Move the F**K OUT!" Britney's response was to pull Jamie Lynn back and to scream at the sea of photographers, begging them to protect her from the woman. "Don't let her come near me. Don't let her touch me anymore".

Yes, well, now I'm hesitating. I'm not sure who's the craziest one of the two – the lady who yelled at the Britster to clear off or the pop wreck herself. I guess it has to be pretty shocking to realize that other people can behave just as crazily as you do – even worse. Yes, Brit Brit has got competition in the "crazy behavior" area. She probably all worried about copyright infringements and all that.

And while it may be cute to see one sister stand up for the other, it seems that Brit's proximity is bringing out the worse (language) in her sister. Someone better get Jamie Lynn away from Britney, or at least fit her with some earplugs and a bad language filter. One crazy Spears on the loose is more than enough these days, thank you.

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