The Torture of Being Stupid: When Z-list Celebrities Speak

I had no idea that Jordan's husband, the once-upon-a-time singer Peter Andre, was such an interesting character all by himself. I must admit ignorance and tell you that I was totally convinced his boobilicious and media-whoring... I mean, loving wife was worth all the attention, with her lust for the public eye and her desire to remind the world, again and again, that the phrase "dumb blonde" was never just a cliché, unfortunately. So, here is Mr. Andre - or Mr. Jordan, whatever you choose to call him - taking the stand with his own round of idiotic statements that really can't bother anyone, are not interesting, reveal that he's even sillier than we imagined and are absolutely of no relevance to anyone except his narcissistic self.

So, why do I bother to trouble my life - and yours - with this article? Because I sometimes (well, OK, always) feel the need to expose stupidity and hope that public ridicule will make these so-called stars (who have a bad case of what I like to call the "attention seeking disorder") think twice before they open their mouths or forget to stop by the underwear drawer before going out for a night of heavy drinking. Or, like in this case, reveal things about themselves I really did not feel like knowing. OK, I think that goes under the heading of "opening one's mouth without using one's brain". Sort of.

So what's the deal with Peter Andre, you will ask? Well, the former singer, currently butt of all the gay jokes in the universe (despite being married and having kids and all that) confessed that he had a crush on Boy George when he was younger, and that when he first laid eyes on the gay singer in the 1980s, he thought Boy was the hottest "woman" in the universe. "She is hot. I thought I was going to marry this woman" he said, before being left broken hearted by the news that the "woman" was in fact a man. Apparently, he never quite got over the shock, seeing the kind of clothes he's been putting on in recent years. But all is NOT lost - all he needs to do is remove Jordan's fake hair and apply a little more make-up, and he'll have his very own Boy George. I bet you never thought of that, did you?