The cat is out of the bag: Dustin Diamond, aka Screech, might have fooled us into believing that he really has a huge 'package'! At least, that's what the Sultan of Sleaze, home made tapes mogul, David Hans Schmidt is claiming.
For those who don't know, Schmidt is the man who brought us 'One Night in Paris' featuring Paris Hilton and to him we also owe the pleasure of seeing Dustin Diamond having sex and doing the Dirty Sanchez with two lady friends. Initially, he said that he would make the most of it becoming public, namely, that he would take advantage of the unexpected media coverage to launch a few projects of his own.
More recently, Diamond said on 'The Dr. Keith Ablow Show' that the tape was a dare from a poker bet that he lost and that he did everything to stop it from surfacing on the Internet. 'We tried to stop it', Screech said in that voice of his that was supposed to make him more reliable and believable.
However, the agent claims that the once famous television star knew from the very beginning into what he was getting. Even more, he claims, there is a contract between Diamond and Red Light District Videos that shows he was in the deal long before word about it appeared in the press. 'Dustin was in on this deal from the start. He made this tape in a St. Louis hotel room with two girls last summer with the intention that I would sell it.', Schmidt told the 'Daily News'.
And there's more: according to the Sultan, that which we see in the video is not all Screech, meaning, that he used an 'organ double'. 'I have reason to believe that is not Dustin's [manhood] in the movie. You never see his face and his [manhood] in the same shot. If, in fact, he used a body double, I'm going to sue him for defrauding me, Red Light and the American public.', he threatened.
Dustin's girlfriend (who doesn't appear in the movie) claims that this is indeed her man, of whom she is 'proud', but Schmidt won't give up the fight without visual confirmation. 'Let him prove it. I want to produce the evidence. Let's see if he measures up', Schmidt concluded by saying.
Seeing that, until now, Screech did almost anything for an extra buck, I say he will do a live interview with Schmidt, in which he will reveal his manhood to the world. We'll keep you posted with more on this scandal in due time.
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