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The Story of How It Felt to Be Banging Lindsay LohanLiLo's not-so-jealous ex boyfriend has his own little story to sell, I mean tell |
By Monica Gaza, Entertainment News Editor
27th of December 2007, 11:21 GMT
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You gotta love Lindsay Lohan. Really, she's just about the most fascinating celebrity out there. No, I'm kidding, of course she's not - but at least she's one of the celebrities that have managed to keep me guessing over the past couple of months, which is just about the biggest compliment I could possibly pay to her. I mean, we kept seeing photos of her doing... well, pretty much the same things she used to do before she went into rehab and became a "saint" in the making: shopping, posing for the paparazzi and generally acting as if she's the most popular creature in the universe.
But I never knew for sure - or at least, I could not make any assumption as to what she would do next. Whenever I saw a photo of her smiling at me from the pages of a magazine, all I could think was "will she be back in rehab by tomorrow"? Every time I saw a photo of her eating out, I was wondering "is she drunk now? Has she really been sober for that long?" So you see, I always wished her the best but assumed the worst - a strategy that has never let me down.
The funny part is that now there's a slight chance that my doubts will finally be laid to rest. You see, LiLo's ex boyfriend, Riley Giles (yes, the snowboarder dude she hooked up with in rehab), decided to let the world know how good it felt to have sex with Lindsay, while praising his own... ahem, abilities in the process. What can I say - that whole "never kiss and tell" thing is sooo over-rated, right? Right?
"Lindsay's definitely a nymphomaniac. She's wild in bed. We'd have sex a couple of times in the day and then go to it through the night. We once did it four times in a row straight. That was crazy. Lindsay was insatiable. She'd demand sex again and again. We'd go at it for hours. She'd have worn out most guys", Giles said in an interview he gave for News of the World. Well, it's SUCH a pity "most guys" would have been worn out, but luckily LiLo has stumbled upon the only male in the universe capable of pleasuring her non stop. Well, how modest of him - and what a blessing for her!
Apparently, Riley is also quite the amateur psychologist and addiction expert - otherwise I can't explain why a snowboarder would go all scientific on our a*ses and try to explain exactly how one type of addiction (to sex, in this case) helped Lindsay cure her other addictions. "When you orgasm, your endorphins shoot up and it becomes a massive natural high. If you have an addictive personality like Lindsay you need that to replace the highs you got from taking drugs all the time. Sex became a key part of her recovery". Yes, well, I'm looking forward to this guy writing a book on the topics he so wonderfully deals with. He's a natural, don't you think? And while we're waiting, let's enjoy a description of just how wonderful it felt to actually be banging Lindsay Lohan.
"The first time we had sex I couldn't believe I was looking down at Lindsay Lohan naked. We'd barely gotten through the door when we just ripped each other's clothes off. Lindsay is so hot. She has a great body. Her backside is fantastic, perfect, all plump and round. She has great curves but her belly is nice and flat and toned. We couldn't get enough of each other" he stated. Who wants to bet LiLo paid him off to do a little free publicity for her? She could never do that, right? Right?
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