OMG! Why am I even writing anything anymore? I'm sure the title sent you right to the bottom of the article and by now you're probably half way through it clicking back every 10 seconds or so, to the scenes you've enjoyed the most. Let it run, let it run... you may view it again at any time. This is truly the sexiest PSP promotion ever!

That's not the PSP Slim, is it? No, it's just the original PSP. What difference does it make!? The girls are so alive and innocent. The moment it starts off you know those two are going to do something naughty. Just look at them hug. You can almost see them... I'll stop. If you're a girl and you're reading this, find me and kill me on the spot, I don't care. No man should be denied this viewing pleasure.

Anyway, be advised (I probably should have told you this earlier) that you have to be over 18 years of age to watch this. Now wait a minute! If by any chance you're still reading, don't run off to the video just yet, because even though it's not supposed to flash before the eyes of those under 18 years of age, nothing porno goes on in there, got it? It's just a couple of hot Japanese chicks (very, very, VERY hot!) in bikinis. Their names...: Mai Tazawa and Kana Tsugihara. Actually, they're wearing stuff you'd normally see at the beach.

So kids, what have we learned today? I'll tell you what we've learned today - that you shouldn't go to the beach unless you're 18 or older. Awful stuff happens there, such as:

- women take off their clothes to reveal their natural selves
- sometimes they even take off their tops to let the sun shine over their breasts (that's certainly not for you kid!)
- women also have this bad habit of going in the water, sometimes two or three at a time and start playing with each other, while the ocean's waves smash onto their bodies, which God crafted so nicely...

... I could go on forever. Right. Watch the video (for the 10th time, I'm sure) and check out other headlines within our "games" section today. Most of them are actually more games-related.