The Robot with Supernatural Breasts Lands in LA

Now that it has been years since news broke about Victoria's breast augmentation, there still is an aura of mystery surrounding them: like, what the hell did they use to make her boobs bigger? Steel? Concrete? Titanium? Or, how can one explain their almost supernatural ability of piercing through any fabric and come to light?

This is Victoria Beckham, aka Posh, aka the robot with supernatural breasts, landing in LA for a one-day visit to the States, presumably in order to make some purchases for the Beckhams' new home. As you can see for yourselves, her black top went completely see-through when the paparazzi began to snap her. And that's not all: believe it or not, she was wearing a bra this time!

Yes, you read that right: Posh, the woman who has been openly criticized by the media for not wearing bras as a rule, actually put one on this time but, as your fine sense of observation will tell you, to no avail. I'm telling you, these nipples are either made of some substance not yet known to man or they just have a mind of their own and, no matter what, no matter when, they want to be seen. I'm kinda rooting for the latter...

What more can I say? This woman is absolutely fantastic. Really, I mean it! How else are we to explain the fact that her nipples are able to pierce through not one but TWO items of fabric (that bra may be in nude color but it's still made of fabric like any other)? I say there are some dark powers involved. And, if we were to take this thing ever further, maybe she could make a career out of this. Just imagine: designers could hire Victoria as a lab rat for their latest designs, to see if she can make her nipples pop through them. If she can't, then the designer gets a special prize or something for having found a fabric that doesn't allow flashing.

But that would be a sad day for humanity because the thought of a day in which Victoria doesn't do what she knows best (i.e. pouting and flashing) is unbearable. These being said, enjoy the pics. What am I saying?! I know you will...