Remember that story about the little boy who cried wolf one too many times, and then, when the wolf finally came, no one paid attention? Well, it's pretty much the same with Heather Mills, former wife of Sir Paul McCartney, former supermodel and just about the craziest ranter on this planet. She ranted and ranted live on just about every morning, afternoon and evening show on every channel about how horrible it was for the world to see her as a lying bitch, and asking for our understanding and compassion. And now, when there is really a situation in which she DOES need rather a lot of understanding, no one will display any, not even one tiny drop. Maybe I should change the title of my article and call it "The importance of NOT being a bitch". I'm still considering it.
The fact is, it's always dangerous to start throwing dirt at a man with enough money to buy...well, just about everything in this world, especially since you don't have a clear conscience and your closet is bursting with skeletons. Heather Mills should
have learned that simple life lesson a long time ago - and I'm not talking ethics and common sense here. In another galaxy, perhaps she should have considered such things as privacy and respect, but since we're all living in a material world, it's best if we keep things in a down to earth perspective.
I'm talking survival instincts here. If Heather knew that there are such photos out there that can compromise her image now, shouldn't she have kept the ranting and the insults on the down low? Well, that's a question for the ages, I think - so cover your eyes and have a look and what came out of the closet. My, the way I see it, it looks like we're dealing with some sleazy
Heather Mills shots from somewhere back in the eighties... But that can't be, since Heather denied such pictures ever existed. Oh, my, does that mean she, like, LIED? "They eliminate the whole 20 years of my life of campaigning and put in things like 'hardcore porn queen'" she said, dismissing her top shelf career as "glamor modeling". Really? Is that what they call porn these days? Good to know...
Well, what else can I say except make sure you don't look too closely at these pictures (or at Heather's bushy assets, which she so proudly displays) or your eyes will start watering. Other side effects may include mild nausea, headaches and a desire to see what else she's been keeping in the closet. Maybe a sex tape? That would round off the whole thing nicely. Well, stay tuned and we'll bring you all the sex tapes...I mean, news. I should really stop. Yeah, I'll do that.
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