For goodness' sake, someone please tell Jenna Jameson that she doesn't look good in Paris Hilton mode. I mean, there are times when Paris Hilton doesn't look good in Paris Hilton mode, and I'm sure you all know what I mean by that. Really, what is with these...um...(cough) ladies recently - first Avril Lavigne and now former porn queen Jenna sport the Paris 'do, and believe me, it's not something you really want to see if you've just had lunch. Or dinner. You get the idea. The fact is, Jenna took to the catwalk again at a show for Heatherette, and she managed to look even more scary-looking than ever before.

I'm sorry to say this, but I can't believed I once thought Jenna was ultra sexy. The only consolation I can offer myself is that probably most of the male population of this planet who knew who Jenna was thought somewhat along the same lines. But ever since she hung her boobs - metaphorically, that is - Jenna has turned into a shell of her former self - and I mean that the literal way.

She's thin (as in size zero, way to skinny thin) and her tiny frame seems to buckle under its own weight. And just in case you were looking at the high platform sandals, fashionable as they may be, they're just...well, too big for her and make us fear she is going to plunge through the catwalk and out of sight any time now.

The fact is, Jenna has always managed to look like a cross between a duck and a turtle, but at least she had sex appeal and enough sense to make sure the amount of time she spent on the catwalk was quite small compared to the amount of time she spent...doing what she used to do best, that is not talk and have sex in front of a camera. Yes, those were the days...when Jenna was not scary and people loved to see her.

In fact, in a way it was much more honest work than the way things are now - being ridiculously pretentious and acting like she's some sort of A-list celebrity while doing nothing in particular except bank on her former glory. I hate to break anyone's "Jenna gone good girl" fantasy, but after you've made a name for yourself as a porn queen, it's kind of hard to make the world take you seriously as something more than that.