The Party of The Century, Lindsay Lohan Turns 21

Lindsay has officially turned 21, which now makes her legal to drink. That did not stop her from drinking in the past, which is why she is in so much trouble with the law today. And that is why yesterday's birthday celebrations have been kept to a minimum.

This is a major difference from what was supposed to happen yesterday if Lindsay would not have messed it up bad. For you see, the (talented?) actress was so happy that she no longer had to hide in order to get wasted that she decided that she was going to have a major birthday bash. She also added that the party would be open to the media. That would mean a whole lotta publicity for the club that would host Li-Lo & friends. On that account, it is rumored that Las Vegas hot spot "Pure" paid Lohan a million dollars for her to party in their joint.

Therefore, when you folks would have wanted to see an article about Li-Lo's latest crazy partying, we would have proudly delivered. But sadly, we cannot do that, and it is all Lindsay's fault. As I'm sure you are aware that on May 26, when she was still underage, the "Mean Girls" actress was charged with DUI after crashing her car in a curb. So she went to rehab.

And that's why, about a month now, we had nothing juicy to write about Lindsay. We had to remember some of her adventures from the past. Or basically just use any scrub of rumors that barely surfaced from time to time. Even this article is a victim of Lindsay messing up on May 26. This should have been about raunchy developments at her party and explicit photos.

Instead, look at what we can tell you about Li-Lo's birthday party. She went to a Malibu house where she celebrated with family and friends in a decent matter. The End. Makes it worth your while, eh? Didn't think so. And we won't be getting any good stuff soon, seeing how she immediately returned to the "Promises" rehab clinic.

Guess we'll just have to settle for Paris Hilton and Britney Spears.