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The Paris Hilton Song

Comedian Mark Manne's new song mocks the heiress

By Cristi Marculescu, Entertainment Editor

17th of May 2006, 08:14 GMT

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New York's The Laugh Factory witnessed a very raw lyrical trashing of the socialite turned actress turned reality show star turned singer Paris Hilton. Last weekend, American comedian Mark Manne launched a satirical tirade during a rendition of his ballad "Everything That is Wrong with America Today" (aka "The Paris Hilton Song").


The lyrics are as it follows:
"Paris, I want to hit you in the face with a bat
Because you pampered your dog,
then got rid of her when she got fat.

You must have paid the studio
some money to put you in the 'House of Wax'
'Cause you got no talent,
you can't act, and you can't sing.

You're not that pretty, you're not that hot,
you're not even interesting.

Paris Hilton, why do I even know your name?
Is it the short skirts? No! 'The Simple Life'?
No! It's cause you'll have sex with anything!

You're so mean, all bathed in green,
an amateur porno queen
Go away, just go away from here, go away."

The anti-Paris Hilton club seems to gather more and more members… that is good news. In related news Paris made a fool of herself yet again during the weekend, as she couldn't even remember the title of the videogame named after her. She got the "Paris Hilton" part right (she's not totally brain dead) but could not remember exactly the name of the game… instead of Jewel Jam she said "Diamondquest."


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