The One Time Angelina Jolie Wasn't Sexy

Angelina Jolie rarely decides to wear anything even remotely colored - and that's why I think her fashion sense when it comes to picking out her (long) skirts is a bit off these days. I mean, I totally understand - it must have been so comforting to simply wear black (like she did at almost all the vents she attended last year) and never have to worry about matching tops and bottoms... Only now, it looks like she could do with some practice - or a personal stylist - or firing her current stylist if she's got one, because she managed to step out wearing what looks like a colored piece of cloth stolen from a Tahiti-themed store somewhere at the end of a long, dark alley.

Seriously now, what is with that skirt? I mean, OK, I can see very well that she is wearing a billowing black top, thank you very much. And no, I'm not going to start discussing the pregnancy rumors that have been flying around lately. This is a fashion police piece, and anyway, at the moment I'm too busy wondering where she got that skirt to actually care about such a minor issue as Angie being pregnant with Brad Pitt's kid(s) yet again. Kidding - of course it's important news, and yes, for the record, I do believe she's pregnant, but can we just forget about the belly and concentrate on what's under it for a short while? No, not that thing, you perverts, the skirt. And yes, I do believe someone must hate Angie to death, otherwise I can't imagine how she managed to make it to the door of her house without anyone screaming "take it off, it makes you look like my former neighbor, now turned trailer mom of the week.

Let's see: the print of the skirt is erratic and there are too many colors on it for my taste, and it most certainly looks less elegant than the floaty top, the result being that Angie looks like she just threw on the first things she found and went out to pick up her Outstanding Performance of the Year Award at the Santa Barbara film festival. I mean, yes, I know we're talking about Angelina Jolie here, still deemed one of the sexiest ladies on the planet, but not even she can pull off this conservatory, definitely glamor-less look. So, she gets a couple of extra points for wearing something that's effectively not black - but I'm afraid she still needs to work a little (more) on the rest of her look.