It's official: Kanye West is worse than Avril Lavigne when it comes to whining and bitching around. I mean, yes, we all know his ego is the size of China and having five nominations and not getting a single Moonman was a serious punch in the gut. But really, we're all getting kind of tired of his kindergarten attitude - and, truth be told, it's not like he lost an Oscar or anything. Although, now that I think about it, maybe it's a good idea for him to try his hand at acting - all he'd have to do would be to put out the word that a professional whiner is looking for employment and he'll be piled with scripts. And when he does get the Oscar, I'll just have to eat my words.

But really - just have a look at the whole recorded Kanye explosion - actually, there's not too much video, but the soundtrack's a killer. And be prepared for some serious effing and some serious laughs. It sounds just like my little brother crying because he didn't win Mr. Popularity when he was five.

But there is one thing that I hope he did mean, namely that part about never coming to the MTV awards again. I think we should all write letters telling him that we want him to be really, really annoyed and do just that. And since the latest reports concerning the sales of his new album, Graduation, hint that he has outsold Fifty Cent by about 200.000 albums yesterday, it looks like Fiddy will be hanging the micrphopne too. That's two "feuding" rappers down in one go - and I guess it's what they usually call a "two for one".

So, at the next VMAs there will be no more Kanye or Fiddy, no more Britney - since she'll either be in rehab or far away at the end of the world where no one knows her face - and the awards will be split between Justin and Rihanna, who will end up married and with 5 kids in tow. Kidding - well, except for the fact that I'm sure many people will not be sorry to see Kanye's back. If only he's gotten into a fight with '50, now that would have been cool. They could have crushed one another under the weight of their own egos. Yes, that would have worked just fine.