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The Most Gorgeous Creature That Ever Lived...

Is NOT Britney Spears!

By Elena Gorgan, Entertainment News Editor

8th of February 2007, 16:16 GMT

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I take all that I've said about Britney Spears looking normal back. Please accept my sincere apologies. Hopefully, you too will live to see the day when you will no longer remember last weekend, when you too thought that Britney was giving the first signs that she was back on track, looking relatively good, with no panties (or coochie) in sight, with her hair combed and her make-up all in its rightful place, and so on and so forth.

For those who don't know, Brit Brit is now in New York and, by the looks of this dreadful outfit, she must be cold as hell. I honestly don't know what made her think that she would look good in pink. Aside from the knit cap that gives her a more homely look, the whole number she had on a couple of nights ago is just screaming class and good taste.

And, if you think that she looks good in this first photo, humor me and look at the second one: she started the night by looking acceptable and ended it by sporting her very own piece of trash self. As I am writing this, rumors about Britney drinking and doing drugs in public restrooms are reaching a climax. In fact, they are getting so circulated on the Internet and in the media that one can't help from asking: could there be any truth to them?

Well, if you look at THIS and THIS, you will know that there must be at least some truth to them. I mean, what is up with her face? And what's exactly going on in that photo in which a stranger is pulling on her underwear, while she apparently takes no notice of it? I'm telling you, if there were one single word that would define class, that word would be Britney. 'Cause that's her: all classy and s**t, even when she's wearing the most ridiculous pink coat I ever laid my eyes on.


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Comment #1 by: Tokar on 08 Feb 2007, 20:44 GMT reply to this comment

Those are female hands...Im guessing a friend is kindly fixing her thong for her, so it doesnt look at bunched up.

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