The End of the Britney Boob-Slipping Era

Yes, this is what I call progress. Thank God I was born at the end of the 20th century and I've lived to see the day when technology and the human mind combined and walked hand in hand towards bringing a little bit of peace and comfort into the world. And I don't mean the destruction of nuclear weapons or a less polluted atmosphere. No, this is bigger - and better. A lady called Joanne Morgan invented a bra that can go with backless and strapless dresses. You look at it and see a bra. I look at it and see the end of a nipple-and-boob-slipping-Britney era.

No, really, this is not a joke. There is actually something that goes by the name of "bra" (although if it were up to me, I would call them boob-gloves) and that's supposed to make ladies with medium and large boobs happy. But I think that there's got to be some misunderstanding here somewhere. This revolutionary discovery is simply wasted on normal people with normal boobs. This bra has potential - real potential. It can put a stop to one of the most haunting phenomena ever to hit the face of the earth. They can prevent Brit's boobies from making live appearances every other day.

Just think how many people will be spared visits to therapists. Just think of how many people will stop having nightmares if we just find a way to fit Britney with one of these babies. I mean, just look at what the lady who invented the bar has to say - and just tell me if it's not perfection itself disguised as a rather painful-looking boob device. She talks about how she couldn't find a bra to go with a strapless dress, and this is what followed.

"I tried the dress on at home. I didn't want to take it back to the shop and so started to experiment with new ways to invent a bra. I had my Eureka moment after a couple of glasses of wine. I wanted to test it straight away so I cut up lots of pieces of clothing to create a prototype. I worked well into the night, but realized pretty quickly that even my own crude attempt was a comfortable and supportive backless, strapless bra". I'm telling you, this is perfection. Britney would wear anything without a bra - not just dresses. I mean, a day when Brit Brit wears a bra is a day to remember. So, this is easy. We just strap one on Britney when she's not looking. And we're safe. It's this easy. Thank you, Joanne Morgan.