The Day that Paris Tried to Pass Off as a Lady

After the little wonder that was that marvelous website (we can refer to it in the past tense because, unfortunately, chances are it will be shut down really soon) that dared to 'expose' Paris Hilton, anyone can honestly say that they had just about enough of the blonde bimbo and her stupid act. For those who didn't see the tens of hours of video and audio footage posted on it: Paris is shown in every posture possible - naked, topless, half naked, flashing, doing drugs, getting drunk, being dumb and lots more.

So, I guess it's safe to say we had more than our share of Paris. In fact, I'm somewhat inclined to believe this was the final drop that made people grow sick of her because, you see, sometimes too much is just too much. But Paris still wants us to believe that she's not at all the way she appears to be on that site.

Re-teaming with her best friend Nicole Richie, the two went out for dinner a couple of nights ago, daring the paparazzi to say something bad about them. Could anyone call Paris a slut after what they saw on the Internet? Of course, and 'slut' would actually be a term of endearment, of mildly describing her. But could anyone still be able to call her that when they look at these photos? Hell, no! She's a lady (with a capital L).

The whole dinner thing was a very smart PR move on Hilton's behalf. The worst part is that it didn't work out. Because the media has always had this tendency not to pick on Nicole as harshly as it did on Paris, the fact that Miss Richie aided her in her plan was overlooked. Again, for those who don't know, I feel the need to mention that Nicole is also featured in the many home made videos that got leaked, either dancing in her panties in clubs or snorting cocaine (or flour or powdered sugar) straight off her dinner plate. So her reputation, too, had to suffer the moment the site was launched.

But the paps forgot all about that when they saw the two girls. Instead, all eyes were on Paris and her 'I'm a lady, motherf**kers' posture and outfit. Useless to say, many are still shocked by the way she is trying to get out of this huge scandal - honey, putting on a white shirt and black sweater (to cover the boobs we've all seen), a pair of black pants and some very 'serious' make-up is not going to change the fact that we know only too well the kind of person that you really are!

There it is: the ultimate truth. Paris Hilton is not a lady and she will never be one; she is that spoiled brat who shows you her breast (or breasts, as you wish) if you just ask her to and that bimbo who would do and say anything, just as long as you keep that camera pointed in her direction. No, I lie! She is a beautiful person, a talented actress and singer and an even more complex personality. But, above all, she is the classiest woman that ever walked the earth, a lady by all means!