The Day Jessica Simpson Got Drunk and Bent Over

Hooray! Jessica Simpson strikes again. And when I say "strikes", I mean it more in the sense that she "bends over", which can only be an improvement, right? The fact is, I have missed the blonde disaster, and here she is, struggling hard to make my day better. And all of a sudden, the clouds are gone, the rain is gone, the sun shines... well, not really, but you get the point. The fact is, despite all the media hype and despite the fact that pretty much everyone on this planet thought these two were already history, it would seem that Jessica and Tony Romo are still going strong - or at least they still go out to nightclubs and get drunk together, which, as I always say, is pretty much what a true Hollywood relationship is all about.

OK, enough with the irony now. Jessica, it seems, has quite enough reasons to be depressed - her career is heading nowhere fast and her name has become pretty much a joke in the film industry. Don't look at me like that - I'm not being mean, but we all know that her last two movies proved to be huge flops (straight to DVD rings a bell?). Also, her upcoming movie will probably be an even bigger disaster, and that's definitely not going to help her get any sort of credibility whatsoever. Her musical career is... needless to say... pretty much in the tank, and she's also not one of the most popular faces in her native Texas, thanks to her involvement with Dallas Cowboys quarterback Tony Romo and the ensuing disaster.

So, as I was saying, Jess has plenty of reasons to want to drown away her sorrows, so she took Tony Romo out drinking - trouble is, she emerged from the little escapade a little worse for wear than her current partner. So she had to basically crawl on all fours into her waiting SUV, and this is how we came to see this absolutely amazing - as in very very funny - photo of Jessica bent over with Tony Romo on his feet behind her. I know most of us wish both Jessica and Tony had been naked and in their bedroom doing the same thing, but never mind - we have to be thankful for what we get. And anyway, it's a good laugh, right? In any case, it's not hard to imagine what happened when they got home - but I'll leave that up to you. For now...